Dumb As A Bag Of Hammers

Cops: Indy DUI suspect was watching porn in car 

A traffic stop this morning provided Indianapolis metropolitan police with a clue as to why a 53-year-old driver was swerving over the center line on South Meridian Street. Cops say he was drunk -- and watching a porno movie. Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department Officer Mike Leeper said in a report, he noticed the driver of 2004 Dodge Intrepid "drifting left of center" on northbound Meridian near Washington Street at 12:20 a.m. When the car turned west on Washington, Leeper decided to pull him over near Illinois Street. After the car pulled aside, the driver, Gregory Green, Indianapolis, accidentally put it in reverse and Leeper had to yell several times for him to put it in park, according to the report. The officer said when he approached Green's car a pornographic movie was playing on a portable DVD in the front of the car. A blood alcohol test revealed Green had a .17 percent blood alcohol content, more than twice the limit legally allowed for drivers in Indiana. Green was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated and operating a vehicle with a BAC over .15 percent. (From IndyStar.com 12/8/10)

At first I figured this must be Florida. But n-o-o, it's right there in the heartland of America. Anyway, I'm nominating this clown for "Dumbfuck of the Week" and it's only Thursday, and it's a big country, and we still have Florida. C'mon man, even a corn liquor-swillin'/backwoods cattle-farmin'/no account freakball should understand that the wood doesn't play when there's too much hooch in the way! Point 17? Could you even get the fuckin' zipper undone? Dumb. Fuck. Period. Must be a Colts fan.