Jets Coach Sal Alosi Is A Douchebag (Imagine My Surprise)

Dirty. Just outright dirty. Not only is this a totally chicken-shit play by the Jets coach, but does he actually think he's gonna get away with it? I mean, there's like a bazillion cameras at NFL games these days. You can't hide, ya shiteball. His name is Sal Alosi and he's the strength and conditioning coach for the Jets. Any question he's probably an expert on performance enhacement drugs, too? But this is what happens after Belicheck, Brady and the Pats expose you for the frauds you are. The rest of the league has the formula now and they know how to whup your cheatin' asses. You're gettin' desperate and you're fuckin' up. Hey Jets, you got Pittsburgh and Chicago comin' up - good luck!