Ninjas Are Real, Man!

Who the fuck is this guy?  Some freaky combination of Bruce Lee, Rambo and Mr. T?  I mean he's a real Ninja, right?  Dude would just fuck you up, shit down your throat and disappear into the night.  Guys like this could find Osama Bin Laden in like a week, destroy his entire army and bring you back his dick sayin' "Mission accomplished, sir - what's next?"  I'll tell ya what, make this guy a fuckin' General in the Marine Corp and have every Black Ops soldier in America train with him for six months.  Death to all infidels!

P.S.  Either that or I want him playing cornerback for the Pats this weekend.  Pick six mutherfucker!