Candy Egg Porn - You Decide

Whips and goo makes it porn, right? Well, not necessarily. This is probably one of the stupidest videos I've ever seen. But since I'm not the ultimate arbiter of taste, I feel it's my duty to bring this drivel to you, loyal Speakeasies, and let you decide for yourself. But I'm tellin' ya, it's total crap. CRAP, I tell ys!