How Does A 16-Year-Old Boy Have The Greatest Spring Break Of All Time?

Apopka woman had sex with 16-year-old boy, police say

ORLANDO SENTINEL - A 33-year-old Apopka woman and a 16-year-old boy exchanged hundreds of text messages and had a sexual relationship over spring break, police said Friday. Cindy Rotarius was arrested Thursday on three counts of sexual assault of a 16- or 17-year-old victim by a person 24 or older, a second-degree felony. Rotarius told officers her relationship with the boy began March 26 and ended April 5, a report states. Rotarius contacted the boy on Facebook, and his sister saw them meet several times, police said. They went bowling, and he came over to play Playstation 3 and watch movies, according to the report. She and the boy separately told police that they had sex, officers said. In text messages, Rotarius asked the boy not to tell anyone because she was afraid she would lose her children, the report says.

It doesn't get much better than this. I mean the kid gets to watch movies, go bowling, use the Playstation 3 and bang a 33-year-old for the whole week of vacation. He can't be the one who told the cops because he would have been too busy bragging to all his friends about how he spent a week smashin' Cindy.

And by the way, where's the crime? I doubt the dude had to be forced into anything. Cindy was just spreadin' a little love in the hood. Free Cindy!