If You're Gonna Pick A Fight, Pick A Fight With These Guys

It must suck to get beaten up by a speedbag.  Are these the only two guys on planet earth that have never actually thrown a punch in anger?  Cuz I could stand my 6-year-old nephew on a stool and he'd rack up more points than these sissies.  They probably wanted to beat up the dude who posted this on YouTube and he must've looked at 'em like, "Are you serious?  You can't hit a target that isn't even moving!"  Get used to it, boys.  I don't see you gettin' your way on many things, like, for the rest of your lives.