This Is What It Looks Like When A Hunk Of Wood Comes Flying Through Your Windshield

Here's what ya do. Grab the stick, speed the fuck up, catch the truck in front of you and ask him to pull over. Then beat that idiot over the head until he promises to tie down his load the next time. Tie down your load, ya dumb fuck!

(At least I think it came off the truck, didn't it?)