Drunk Chick Hogtied Like A Steer And Busted In College Park, Maryland

Props to the commentary on this video. "The Golden Age Of Cinema." "He's hogtyin' her!" Great stuff. And to our little fugitive here - ya gotta know once you demonstrate how you can slip out of the handcuffs that things are only gonna get worse. Big tactical error there, sweetie. Gotta know when the game's over and it's time to hit the showers.

PS - Wasn't this whole thing kinda the security dude's fault to begin with? Brother poured a drink on her head. Was she not supposed to respond? I'm just sayin'....