I hope I our troops took a piss on Osama’s body before they threw him into the sea.

I think that would’ve been totally appropriate to do as well as tying a reef of pork chops around his groin that was put there by a female soldier.

Let this be a lesson to any Islamic radicals who want to kill Americans. No matter how long it takes we will hunt you down and send you, not to paradise where 72 virgins awaits, but to the everlasting fires of Hell where for eternity you will suffer terribly without relief.

In the end, Christianity will achieve final victory and Islam vanquished into irrelevancy!