Introducing The World's Youngest Escape Artist!

This gets my nomination for lamest video of the month.  Are you kiddin' me?  You tie a loose little knot across the top of the bag and call this an "escape?"  The little klutz couldn't even stay upright.  She kept fallin' over like the old man was kickin' her in the ribs.  Escape my ass.  Fraud bein' perpetrated on a toddler is more like it.  Wake up!