Bree Olson Defends Charlie Sheen While Allegedly On Vacation With Him

GenesisOnline - While allegedly still vacationing with Charlie Sheen, his ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, and rumored new girlfriend, model/ex-nanny, Natalie Kenly in the Bahamas, Olson took to her Twitter this weekend to defend the A-List star’s recent media outbursts saying:
“I don’t do drugs and neither does anybody around me. I used to drink occasionally and don’t even do that anymore. Yeah, I love sex, so what?”
Since Friday, Sheen’s so-called “wild antics” are reportedly the cause of his top-rated television show, ‘Two and a Half Men” to shut down production until he gets better. Rumor has it, that the show has been canceled for good. Dr. Drew Pinksy, an addiction specialist to the stars is saying that despite Olson’s defense that Sheen is clean, Sheen is portraying, “Bi-polar, manic symptoms.”

So Charlie's vacationing in the Bahamas with three chicks. Why are people worried about him again? Damn, my life sucks....

Cops: Argument Over Beer Turns Into Machete Attack

TAMPA - An argument over beer turned into a machete attack over the weekend, police say. Officers received a report of an attack in progress at 1613 1/2 East 24th Avenue around 9:30 p.m. Friday. When they arrived, Ricardo Watson, 64, had been cut three times. "The officers were able to grab the defendant and take her into custody," according to a statement. The suspect is identified as Veronica Watson, 45. She and Ricardo Watson are brother and sister-in-law and have lived at the residence for several years, the statement said. Ricardo Watson was hospitalized with non-life threatening injuries. Veronica Watson faces aggravated battery charges.

Not cool, Veronica, not cool. Let me drop a little wisdom on ya. Bahtendah wisdom. Beer, my little machete-wielding cutie, is for sharing. Grab a couple of cold ones, hang with your peeps, shit on the neighbors in the double-wide trailer next door and ride the buzz. Machetes are not part of the equation, never will be. If and when you get bailed out, I'll give you a do-over. But lose the machete and work on your sharing. Pay attention!

PS - Where are all these machetes coming from?  And what are they used for when you're not slicing up a relative?  Is there that much jungle in Orlando that everyone in that hell-hole is whacking their way to work in the morning?

Man Dead In Walmart Parking Lot For Days

ORLANDO - A man was found dead in his van just a few feet away from the entrance to a Walmart, and police said he may have been there for days. Shoppers said they noticed Luis Ramirez living in his van in the South Semoran Boulevard shopping plaza for several weeks. The 70-year-old was found slumped over his steering wheel about noon Sunday. For the crowd that gathered and the few that had seen him before, it was tough to watch. Many were afraid they had watched him slowly starve to death. "I see him ducking down and he's got his like clothes hung up inside the van he should go to a shelter or hospital or something," said shopper Lamont Bagley. It will be up to the medical examiner to try to figure out how Ramirez died and when but police don't suspect foul play.

And once again, this is why Florida, the penis of America, needs to be cut off. Are you freakin' kiddin' me? People were walking past this dude for weeks, parked right in front of the store entrance and nobody called the cops, nobody told the store management, nobody said a word? There must have been tens of thousands of customers that saw what was goin' on and - nothing. Nobody smelled anything?  Oh, that's right, it's Florida.  Already smells like shit.  Time to castrate Florida. Bang. Pay attention!

Escalator Gone Wild!

Bahtendah advice - take the friggin' stairs! Bang Pay attention!

Daily Dime #2

Save Tits Out Tuesday!

Tits on Trial

NTNews - TITS out Tuesday is not adult entertainment, it is just young men and women "having a laugh." That is what lawyer John Lawrence told the Licensing Commission. The infamous wet T-shirt competition at a Darwin nightclub - known by patrons as Tits out Tuesday - is on trial for allegedly breaching adult entertainment guidelines. Mr Lawrence, who represents Discovery nightclub, said those guidelines are meant for strippers, not women taking part in a wet T-shirt competition. "It is for professional strippers performing in bars full of men ... it is not there to address young, adult women voluntarily agreeing to take part in a competition - it is there to keep the blokes back," Mr Lawrence said. Tom Anderson, lawyer for the Director of Licensing, said the club should be suspended from trading for a period of time as punishment for the alleged breaches.

Let's go mates, get the movement started! Who knew the Aussies were such prudes? Tits out Tuesdays sounds like the perfect way to break up the work week down under. Power to the people!  Free the boobs! Free the boobs! Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!

Afternoon Refreshment