Really Drunk Guy Talks To Reporters After His House Burns Down

This guy is obviously completely shithoused but I don't blame him at all. If the house that I lived in my whole life just burned down my next stop would be the liquor store, too. A case of Bud's might not even be enough to drown those sorrows. You'd have to be doin' shots in between and I mean tequila, not some pussy shots with a fancy name. As the man says, "Boom." Pay attention!