The Three Baddest Men On Planet Earth - Seriously

Balls the size of church bells. All these dudes have are some spears? Seriously? Even if I had an AK-47 I don't think I'd have the stones to challenge 15 lions who are eating. What if the rifle jammed? What if I tripped over some root in the ground or somethin'? The piss would be runnin' down my leg like ya read about. Lions eat their young, right? Ain't no big thang to chow down on a two-legged human. Sorry fellas, you go get your wildebeast meat without me. I'll build a fire in the hut - that's just how I roll. Keep the home fires burnin' and all that shit....