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Crazy Fuckin' Russkies

I'm tellin' ya, EVERYONE in Russia drinks Stoli all day, every day. I talkin' breakfast, lunch and dinner:

"Hey Vladimir, do you want a soda with that burger?" 
"Soda?  What the fuck is that?  Give me Stoli and don't ever fucking give me anything else!  Vodka goddammit!"

Rock on, you crazy drunken Bolsheviks!