This Is Why We're Still A Military Superpower

Just the latest fail from some foreign military exercise. The internet is full of this stuff. People with guns that explode when they shouldn't, bombs that are just little puffs, rocket launchers that backfire and it just goes on and on. Seems like Captain Kangaroo is in charge in most of these places. Keep trying, dudes, one day you'll get it right.....

This Is Why American Armed Forces Rule The World

Makes you proud to be an American, right? Motherfuckers just droppin' people with a single shot to the neck. This is why every country in the world knows that if we go whole hog on 'em they're more fucked than a Times Square hooker. Turn cats like this loose, I mean really loose in any conflict we're in and it's game over. Done. Bang. Pay attention!

This is why we're not afraid of any other armies across the world. Guy nearly gets his head blown off by his "buddy" behind him. Sorry, not gonna happen in the good ol' USA. Know why? It's called single file you morons. Nobody's shooting anybody from behind. Pay attention Sergeant Shultz!

So I Pulled The Car Over And Was Just Looking For A Good Spot To Pee....

Now I need to let my pants dry off for awhile....

Why We're Not Afraid Of India

Don't ask, don't tell....