How Long Will It Be Before Dinald Trump Has Seth Meyers Assassinated?

Wow. Seth just ripped The Donald a new one and he was sitting right there watching the whole thing. Doesn't seem like the type of guy who will take this very well. So don't be surprised if the headline in a few days reads that Seth Meyers' disfigured remains are found in a trashcan in Hoboken. I'm just sayin'....

Donald Trump Drops The F-Bomb On Saudi Arabia

Fuckin' right! Take that Saudi Arabia. You're dealin' with large American testicles now. If only one, just one politician had the nads to say this directly to the Prince or the Shiek or the Terrorist or whoever is in charge over there. Balls out, baby. Pay attention!