Showing posts with label foreclosure. Show all posts
Showing posts with label foreclosure. Show all posts

Friday, June 3, 2011

Wait, What? Prince In Foreclosure?

Lovesexy

BANKRATE - ...According to the foreclosure notice in the Chaska Herald, His Paisleyness bought the property in 1994 for $605,000. But you won't find him mixing tracks there these days; he leveled the place in 2005, leaving only the tennis court and gatehouse. The property is currently valued at $1.15 million. Prince's publicist denies the report. USA Today quotes a local legal firm as saying there is "a decent likelihood" that The Artist will send The Payment before The Auction. Given that Prince coughed up $1.3 million last year in current and delinquent property taxes on 14 parcels in Chanhassen, it would indeed seem unlikely that MLCKP would let the place go for a song. But it's a sign o' the times that even well-heeled celebrities have been drawn into the foreclosure undertow. A host of them have run afoul of the taxman lately as well...

What's the world coming to?  Prince in foreclosure?  If it can happen to him it can happen to anyone.  Pretty soon we'll be readin' that Trump is bankrupt, that Warren Buffet's broke and that Bill Gates is sellin' pencils on the street.  Yeesh.

Friday, February 25, 2011

Check Out This Vampire - He Foreclosed On Wells Fargo - No, Really!



I dare you to take your eyes of this dude. But be careful, you might get "glammed." This guy started scaring the shit out of me the minute he opened his mouth and I got a look at those choppers. Until this very minute I thought all that shit that I saw on True Blood about how vampires are living among us was just a bunch of crap. Not anymore. They're here. And they can rip our hearts out and travel at the speed of light. How else would this guy know about some ancient law if he hasn't been alive for like 4,000 years? Be afraid. Be very afraid. (And stock up on silver bullets and crosses.)