Who Would You Bang? Gilligan's Island Classic Edition - Ginger Vs. Mary Ann

The homespun girl from the midwest versus the slutty actress from Hollywood. Well, there's your answer right there. Since we're talkin' about bangin' instead of marrying, the obvious answer is Ginger. Mary Ann's the type you settle down with and raise the 2.5 children. Ginger's the type you snort an eight-ball with and pound her till the last line's up your nose.  Hooray for Hollywood!

Is This Brian Scalabrine?

Okay, maybe not. But I'll tell you what, this little dude is gonna end up layin' more pipe than Tiger Woods in a whorehouse. Total badass. Shorty got low...