SNL spoofs Osama bin Laden’s Last Will and Testament

This is really funny! It’s good to make fun of bin Laden.


(h/t) The Blaze

Marriott Hotels and Xerox commercial: Funny, funny, or funny because they're Gay

This is my third venture into commercial critiques. The first was State Farm commercial with the Black couple. The second was the Plant Fines with I pick things up and put them down.

And this one. I think this commercial is genuinely funny. But, then I wondered why did I laugh? If these were tow guys just talking it wouldn’t work. But, when it becomes zany and over the top, it’s obvious the guys are very Gay. Is it legit because the guys are Gay? And if it is, isn’t this commercial offensive to some Gays?

I especially like the guy on the right who’s a bit more flamboyant than the other



It’s a pretty funny commercial.

Colorado man Jack Herbst drove front-end loader' into nieghbor;s home over $80 debt causing $250,000 in damages

Word to the wise.

Don’t ever owe Jack Herbst any money! Seriously, this is something you'd see in a movie.

Daily Mail reports that when Jack Herbst and his neighbor Ron Morphis fell out over an $80 debt, there was only one course of action.

Herbst, 63, drove a front-end loader from his home in Yoder, Colorado, around to Mr Morphis's house - and kept driving straight through the middle of it.

Police have arrested Herbst on suspicion of causing an estimated $250,000 in damages and, while it is up to the courts to decide whether Herbst is guilty of the crime, police say they have fairly compelling evidence.

The victim's sister, Loranne McLaughlin, told AOL News that the whole thing kicked off after her brother had agreed to buy a trailer from Herbst for $400 - but had only paid $320.

She says Mr Morphis was planning to pay the rest but earlier this week Herbst allegedly left a voice mail on Mr Morphis's phone saying: 'I want my $80 or I'm going to flatten everything.'

On Wednesday, Mr Morphis returned from work to his home in Bellemont Road - to discover he no longer had much of a home to return to.

More details here

I beleive in not getting stiffed myself. But, geez!

Everybody loves Raymond, the contractor?

I was walking to the bank after work and saw this van. That’s what I call stealing a good idea in business.

Copyright infringement anyone?

New Rockford, Illinois tourism Video ad: Come hide away like you’re a state senator

This ad is pretty funny!

Only Liberals can make the act of running away from responsibility, a heroic thing to do. What do you expect from people like this? They’re the party that represents, for the most part, people that don’t accept responsibility for anything. In more blunt language, they are the party of the fuck ups and degenerates in this country that always have an excuse as to why they never amounted to anything in this country.

Or they’re actually successful, but feel so guilty about their comfortable life, they feel the need to look out for the quote, “little guy” that can’t make it in life without their help.

Hot Air reports that Cheeky link bait aimed at conservative blogs or earnest ad campaign targeting progressives?

It’s the former for the moment, but let’s face it — if the fleebaggers succeed in waiting Scott Walker out and getting the collective bargaining bill killed, they’ll be instantly beatified on the left. Tales of their exploits shall be passed down in hushed tones from one generation of six-figure-income unionized public workers to the next.

Why, without the “Wisconsin 14,” kids will be told, mom and dad would have had to struggle the way the chumps in private employee unions do.

There’s tourism gold waiting to be mined in that kind of hagiography. Imagine visiting Rockford and sitting at the very same table where that moron accused Republicans of disrupting the democratic process by not letting him vote by phone — after he’d fled Wisconsin.

More details here



Bottom line, the Liberal/Progressives have a very warped sense of reality. This is what the Cowardly 14 represents and explains why children ought not grow up to be Liberals.

Memeorandum

GAY OBAMA TWITTER RAGE

What ever happened to that :Larry Sinclair guy who claimed to have sex with Obama?

The National Enquirer reports that politico prankster JON STEWART pushes the envelope with spoof Twitter account @gayobama detonating the social networking platform as the internet implodes with controversy.He's "half-black, half-white, and all SAMANTHA!" as Twitter overnight sensation, @gayobama, amassed thousands of followers after Jon Stewrat proclaimed it to the world on his Comedy Central Daily Show last night.

Stewart quipped on the show, "The President's stand against gay marriage has long frustrated gay Obama followers."Stewart was reffing President Obama's decision earlier that the Justice Department would no longer enforce the Defense of Marriage Act from1996.

Steward quickly clarified, "By which I mean, gay Democrats, not followers of GayObama, my parody Twitter feed."Within minutes the page went from zero to over 3,000 followers, as Stewart predicted it would.Meanwhile, President Obama has yet to Tweet comment.

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Illinois Woman (Carolee Bildsten) accused of attacking police officer with sex toy( a dildo) claims she was acting in self defence

I usually don’t print whole stories, but this one is hilarious.

The Daily Mail reports that a woman accused of attacking a police officer with a sex toy has claimed she was defending herself.

Carolee Bildsten, 57, was arrested in November for attacking the officer with a 'clear, rigid feminine pleasure device'

at her home in Gurnee, Illinois.

She claimed she reached for the implement after the officer startled her when she went into her bedroom, but did not hit him.

'I got a little bit afraid. I got scared,' she told the Gurnee Tribune.

'The only thing in my sock drawer besides my socks and my cash was a dildo.'

Bildsten, a former dietician, was arrested at her home after failing to pay her bill in a restaurant.

She said she had gone to Joe's Crab Shack on November 9, but when she came to pay her bill she realised she had left her credit cards and cash at home.
'I sheepishly told the bartender that I didn't have any money with me but that I lived nearby, so I was going to run home and get money,' she told the newspaper.

She called a taxi, but when it did not arrive she began walking home - despite having a broken foot.

It was during the walk home that she fell over and the police officer found her at the side of the road.

He told her to pay the bill or be arrested and drove her home so she could get her money.

Once there, she went to get cash from her sock drawer when the officer startled her.

She claims she never attacked the officer, but raised the sex toy to defend herself.

The officer then grabbed her arm and arrested her.

'I did not assault him. I'm not guilty of that. I simply was defending myself,' she added.

Bildsten will appear in court tomorrow in Waukegan.

She said she planned to plead not guilty to assaulting a police officer.

She added that she paid her restaurant bill the next day.

The Last Tradition’s Dumbest Politician of 2010: Democrat Hank Johnson (D-Ga)

The dumb mainstream media of course made nothing of this congressman’s assessment that the island of Guam could “cap size” due to too many people living on it.

What’s hilarious about this video is how the Navy admiral keeps a straight face through out Rep Johnson’s questioning. I bet he was saying to himself, “Is this guy a freaking idiot or what?”


Congressman Johnson was re-elected to the House this past mid term. That doesn't say much for some of the people in Georgia.

Dirty Love Nest

This gives new meaning to "Dirty Sex"

A Canadian cop in Saanich, BC, heard passionate sounds coming from a Dumpster -- and found that a 30-year-old woman and her boyfriend, 28, had turned it into a love nest. The officer ordered the two to put on their clothes and leave.

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Hey, lets tax Hookers

Nevada's hookers are begging and pleading for the taxman to cometh.

State lawmakers in Carson City shot down a proposed prostitution tax supported by the Nevada Brothel Association.

The industry, legal in parts of the state, said it wants to help the ailing economy by charging customers a $5 tax on each sex act.

For years, brothels have sought a tax as a way of making their businesses more legitimate.

But making them more legit was exactly the fear of lawmakers who voted against the idea

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Advice from a philosopher behind the wheel

This guy had me rollin’ because he speaks the ugly truth. Listen to the brother.



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