Only New York City Could Have A Rat Convention And A Rat Fashion Show

Rats - they're everywhere in New York.  Subway rats, alley rats, dumpster rats, hood rats and Yankee fans.

Real Housewives Of New York's Kelly Bensimon In Hot Bikini MILF Photos

This steaming cup of hot MILF is 42? A little gravity goin' on here and some wrinkleage, but come to papa! Most chicks can't wear bikinis after about 30. Since I was born and raised in Boston I realize I'm supposed to hate anything and everything from New York but I'm gonna use an exemption on this one. Now I guess this bubbling cauldron of mommy fire is a little goofy (kind of a nervous breakdown during one season and once charged with assault - dismissed) but it's not like I'm lookin' to become her fourth husband and raise a family in the Hamptons. I'll settle for an off-camera quickie in the bathroom at Saks. Done. Now go back to your little reality show my oldie oldster lovely. Love ya, mean it. Buh-bye.

Are Justin Bieber's 10 Minutes Just About Up?

So the Biebster gets booed at the Knicks game. For once, I'm liking New York....