Sex Toys And Bondage Equipment Stolen In Huntington Beach, California

$7,000 worth of sex toys, bondage restraints stolen in H.B.

OCRegister - About $7,000 worth of bondage restraints and sex toys were stolen from outside a business, police reported. Police responded to reports of a petty theft about 1:30 p.m. on Tuesday in the 7400 block of Lorge Circle after thousands of dollars of sex paraphernalia was stolen from pallets stored outside the business. Police took a report of the crime, according to the crime log.

This has to be the easiest crime to solve in the history of crime. If the Huntington Beach police don't have this perp in custody by the close of business today it's a travesty. THE SLAVE DID IT! Round up every dominatrix in the H.B., put the screws to 'em and nab the freak. Case closed.  Bang. Pay attention!

Man Robs Bank, Uses Money To Buy Sex Toys

Police: Bank Robber Spent Loot On Sex Toys

KCRA - Sacramento police said they have captured a bank robber who was spending the loot on sex toys. Steven Wilson, 25, is accused of robbing a bank in north Sacramento on Saturday. "Detectives utilized the surveillance video of the suspect and cross checked it with recent released parolees and found a match on Steve Wilson who was released from prison on Feb. 2," police said in a news release. Wilson was taken into custody Tuesday at a North Highlands motel. However, detectives said, Wilson used the stolen money to fund a spending spree. "Amongst the items purchased were numerous sex toys, electronics, and a photo shoot for $600," police said in a news release.

This is the definition of irony, right? I mean, I'm not sure because I spent most of my time in English class staring at my teacher's tits, but I think I'm right here. Here we go: Steven spent the loot on sex toys and got caught. Now he goes to prison and becomes a sex toy. Irony, right? Thanks Miss Williams, I must have actually paid a little attention to what you were saying (I guess).

Barack Obama sex doll for sale in China

I hear it’s a big seller on the West and East Coasts. I guess the Chinese are trying to make their money back for all the loans they made to the U.S.

The UK Telegraph reports that Americans may have fallen out of love with Barack Obama, but the president of the United States is still an object of affection for the Chinese, who have remodelled him as a blow-up sex doll.

A doll wearing a dark blue suit and red tie, and with Mr Obama's face carefully screen-printed onto its head, was exhibited at the recent 8th Sex Culture Festival in the southern city of Guangzhou.

The doll was photographed by Chinese state media nestling behind several other standard plastic female toys.

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