If you Google Rick Santorum, one of the first results that pops up is a Wikipedia link to an article about what "Santorum" means. Here's what it says:
"Santorum is a sexual neologism for a "frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex (my emphasis)."[1] It was proposed by American humorist and sex-advice columnist Dan Savage in 2003 to "memorialize" then-US Republican senator Rick Santorum from Pennsylvania due to the controversy over his statements on homosexuality. Savage asked his readers to submit new definitions for the term.[1] The word became a successful Google bomb when Savage created a website for it, which unseated the Senator's official website as the top search result for his surname on the Google web search engine.[2][3]"
How freakin' hilarious is this? You are one funny bastard, Dan Savage. We all Google our friends, co-workers, relatives and acquaintances all the time. But now whenever anyone does a search on ol' Ricky here, they learn what his last name really means. Plus, people are starting to use "santorum" on TV shows like The Sopranos and it's showing up on t-shirts and bumper stickers. And remember, this is a guy who had some pretty controversial things to say about folks with the gay wanting to marry. This is worse than being named Ricky Smegma. How pissed off must he be? Wow. You got bombed like Hiroshima, Ricky!
PS - What do you wanna bet we find out Ricky likes to have gay sex at Greyhound bus terminals within the next year or so? Maybe even a picture of him wiping the santorum off his latest loverboy. It's always the case....
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