Miley Cyrus Bikini Photos From Rio With Her Mom

That's some serious ink on Mommy, huh?  Billy Ray must've got tired of starin' at that shit while he had her bent over.  And I might add, not a bad backyard on the little fame-whore.  Keep 'em comin' sweetie!

This Might Just Ruin Your Morning - Miley Cyrus Absolutely Sucking In Concert

First of all, the outfit is a total fail. Tryin' to look hot but not even comin' close to pullin' it off. This might be the clumsiest sexy-doll get-up I've ever seen. Second of all, that voice sounds like some off-pitch drunken hooker tryin' to sing karaoke after a night of whiskey and cigarettes.

But ya know what? It's okay, because as Miley keeps on livin' her little rockstar life, the costumes are gonna get skimpier, the offstage shenanigans are gonna get dirtier and the Speakeasy is gonna have some pure gold to post right here. So keep on chooglin' hotstuff - we'll be here to document every glorious moment of the crash.

Miley Cyrus Dancing Vs. Elaine From Seinfeld - You Decide

Hip-hip-hooray for this YouTuber! Well done, my little video editor. This barely-legal fame-whore has about run her course, right? I mean, below-average looks, voice like a pack-a-day smoker and now the dance moves from Planet Sucky? It's time to expose this no-talent daughter of a no-talent father. But guess what? As soon as the naked Miley photos hit the inter-webber-blogger-nets, rest assured we'll have 'em here faster than you can say "Hey, her body sucks, too!" That's just how we roll.

PS - I think I just set a record for most hyphens in a post. Glad you could share it with me.

Miley Cyrus As Dominatrix? - Yup!

Okay, I've had just about enough of this fame-whore.  Career sucks, voice sucks, not that hot lookin', gotta keep tweetin' to keep the buzz alive, show sucks, songs suck, Dad's a one-hit wonder, future looks bleak, time to hit the salvia again, go make out with some old dude, star in shitty movies, make another shitty album, shop with Mom, get career advice from Lindsay Lohan, tweet and tweet some more.  Rinse.  Repeat.  Get the fuck outta here!

Miley Cyrus' Latest Twitter Photo - Bra-less And A New Tattoo

This chick is gonna be tabloid gold for years to come.  She quit Twitter once before but just couldn't stay away.  But you just know that celebs like Miley just have to self-promote and keep pushin' the envelope.  Pretty soon it'll be partially nude and a few teeny weeny bikini pics.  Then, as the career begins to nosedive, is there any doubt that we'll start to see fully nude and then naked orgy photos?  She'll be doin' anything to stay in the public eye.  It's just how it goes.  I'm waiting with baited breath....

Miley Cyrus Gets The Sex Doll Treatment

Miley Cyrus Sex Doll Flying Off Shelves

POPEATER - Can't be tamed is right! As if Miley Cyrus didn't have enough to worry about, now she's got a dirty doppelganger on the market. An inflatable Miley Cyrus sex doll named "Finally Mylie" from Pipedream Products has reportedly become such a hot ticket item that stores can't meet the demand. Pipedream Products' Kevin Johnson says of the doll, "We are completely sold out already -- it's been on the market for less than 48 hours." While the doll, which comes with "3 achey love holes," hasn't caused a legal battle yet, Pipedream is preparing for a backlash. "I have seen those [lawsuit] rumors circling online," says Johnson. "That probably means it will happen soon enough." Although being immortalized in latex probably isn't the legacy Cyrus intended on leaving behind, at least she's in good company: Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, Britney Spears, Lady Gaga, Jennifer Lopez, Sarah Jessica Parker, Lindsay Lohan, Christina Aguilera, Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson have all received the same treatment.

Do people actually screw these things? I gotta believe most people just collect them as a curiosity and hope to sell 'em as a collectible or on "Antiques Roadshow" right? Because if people are actually screwin' these things it seems pretty perverted. I mean, do they actually believe they're screwin' Miley for a few minutes? I know one thing though, if this doll comes with that grating, whiny, hoarse voice of hers I wouldn't touch it with your dick. Chick sounds like like fingernails on a chalkboard....

Who Would You Bang? Teeny Bopper Edition - Miley Cyrus Vs. Selena Gomez

This is a total no brainer for me. Miley is bat-shit crazy nuts. Drinkin' and smokin' salvia and makin' out with older dudes. Selena is messin' with the Biebster for Chrissakes. I ain't touchin' that with your dick. I got a feelin' Miley's been "active" for quite some time, if you know what I mean. Come to papa, Hannah!

Miley Cyrus Is At It Again

I apologize.  Two Miley Cyrus posts in two days.  I'm going on a Miley/Hannah moratorium for a while after today ('cause she's gonna be in Who Would You Bang? a little later).  This chick has been everywhere lately - SNL, screamin' at the photogs and now takin' shots of herself in her undies.  Mom and Dad must be so proud.  Wait, they probably actually reap some cash out of this in some way so they probably really are proud.  Such a cute little cash register.  Aww, there goes our little money-maker again!

Watch Miley Cyrus Flip Out At A Camera Guy

Don't mess with Miley's Moms. She's gonna protect her Moms. If you get near her Moms you're gonna pay. Cuz nobody almost bumps into Miley's Moms. Miley's got her Moms back. And her Moms front. And her Moms side. Moms.