How To Guarantee That The Cops Beat Your Ass Hard

This is pretty much securing the outcome before you even get there. I can only imagine the size of the welts and bruises on Mr. Tinkles by the time he got to see a judge (if he ever did). Dude's probably servin' a life sentence somewhere in Cuba.

Hey, I Think Mangini's A Dink Too, But A High-Five?

Bye-Bye Mangenius

Looks like Eric Mangini has coached his last game for the Cleveland Browns.  There's an opening at UConn....