Woman Sets Off Fire Extinguishers At Gas Station

I guess this woman was looking for a button to push to get a little help pumping gas. Dumb as a bag of hammers. What I wanna know is how do people like this ever get a license to drive in the first place? I run into these freakin' idiots every day on the road. Just breaking all the rules and driving crazy all over the place. Enough! I say from now on, everyone who wants a driver's license has to take all the regular tests PLUS an IQ test. That's right, it's time to get all the stupid people off the roads and start saving lives. Say no to morons! Bang. Pay attention!

Dumb As A Bag Of Hammers

AolNews - Police say a California man took the word "stickup" literally when he robbed a gas station armed with a tree branch.  Cops in Irvine believe Herlin Mendez worked with an accomplice to hold up a Shell station on Nov. 22. The accomplice, who remains at large, reportedly approached a gas station clerk with some questions about tires at around 8:30 p.m. -- then Mendez appeared brandishing a branch, according to TheWeeklyVice.com.   Police say the two men threatened the clerk, forced him to empty a cash register, then grabbed some cigarettes and fled in a blue 1995 Ford minivan, OCWeekly.com reports.  Police didn't arrive at the scene fast enough to catch any suspects, but after surveillance footage was aired on a local news station, a tipster pointed detectives toward Mendez.  Officers arrested the 28-year-old suspect on Tuesday and searched a minivan that they believe was used in the robbery. Inside, police recovered a 3-foot-long branch...