Stripper Left Kids in Car to Hit the Pole
NBCMiami - A South Florida stripper displayed a disturbing amount of dedication to her job recently and has been arrested for leaving her kids in the car outside of a strip club so she could work. Corinthian Williams, 24, has been charged with four counts of child neglect for leaving the children - ages 1, 5, 6 and 9 - unattended in her car, the Sun-Sentinel reported. When police came to arrest Williams on Monday, she was holding her youngest daughter and reportedly told officers "take her. I don't wanna." Authorities believe the Riviera Beach woman made it a habit of leaving her children behind so she could shake her behind at area strip joints...
First of all, how could this chick possibly be making enough money stripping to support four kids? Unless she has the body of Brooklyn Decker (doubtful), there just ain't no way. Kids eat like motherfuckers. Their metabolism runs so high they eat more food than a bear gettin' ready to hibernate. I have a suggestion for our Mommy/Stripper of the year: Get a job at your local convenience store. I'm convinced you'll make more money, and if you play your cards right, you can swipe a few snacks from time to time and feed those hungry shorties like nobody's business. Bang. Pay the fuck attention!
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